ishipoverseas:

danisup:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

53 Terrible Jokes in Under 4 Minutes

Best Joke Video Ever.

Hank did not use my favorite, though: What’s the difference between a novelist and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.

JOHN OMG

At first, i thought the first joke was referring to how terrible nickelback is

(via overenthusiasticallyfangirling)


back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY

(via allthelonelyfangirls)


aegisdea:

gideongraystairs:

go-insane-its-magnus-bane:

lucieherondalethefirst:

themarvellousmagnusbane:

TMI IS GOING TO BE A TV SHOW

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

*whispers* Malec

*whispers* Malec doing the do

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*whispers* but what about CoLS

We do not speak of page 511 of COLS. 

(via books--are--better--than--people)



spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

(via overenthusiasticallyfangirling)


(via ianoshea)


theperksofbeing-kate:

daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25.

daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college.

daily reminder that the problems you’re facing today may seem like the worlds end, but they will not matter in a year.

daily reminder that you’re going to be okay.

everything is going to be okay.

(via holding-onto-stars-on-gallifrey)


calums-mainbitch:

This is the worst

(via flowersandcameos)


Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?


lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

(via overenthusiasticallyfangirling)